The Lineup
BODS COME IN ALL SHAPES & SIZES
Geoffrey "Geoff" Stevens, P/Manager
Loves high cheese and tastefully lit film sets
Pat "Action Shot" Wise, SS/Hitting Coach
Hitting coach to the disenfranchised and yet to be discovered
Phebe Szatmari, 1B
Fierce competitor with a professorial distinction
Rob Paravonian, 3B/OF
Canon of an arm; lyrical Comedian and cruise enthusiast
Jerika Baca, 3B
Hot for corners and medical experiments
Jade Watkins, 1B
Longhorn enthusiast who digs in at the plate
Jon Hudson, LF
Swordsman, statistician, podcast host
Randy Gardner, DH
All muscle, no nonsense
Laurel Newport, 2B
Fashionista who believes the Children are our Future
Liam McLaughlin, ALT SS
Wannabe web designer and always willing to put out for SS reps
Drew "Paul" Dernavich, LF
Arms like Inspector Gadget and Full-Time Cartoon Artisan
Ernest Capasso, CF
Baseball is his main squeeze, Softball is his side piece
John Rosenberger, RF
Excellent edibles, gritty New York vibes
Sebastian Grove, LF/SS
Wingspan of a Pterodactyl, Oscar worthy editing
Rick Paulus, Sub
Greenpoint Historian; deceiving Venmo account name
Phil Quinn, OF
Sasquatch lookalike and DevZaddy
Kyle Nggggg, DH
Friend of Jon Hudson; plays with trains
Kate Johnston, DH
D2 Curious; loves the long ball
Caitlin Reese, C
Tattooed comedian; big softball person
Are You Next?
Katherine "Kat" Townsend, RCF/2B
Bike shorts for every occasion
Daniel "Big D" Calabrese, RF
Big stick energy and calamari aficionado
Danny "ꓘ" Groh, OF
Midwestern charm, New York competitiveness
Tyla Fowler, C/RCF
Friends w/ the Ump and an accomplished podcast host
Karla Gomez, C
Considered a nube viajera by unknown Bushwick Mystics
Jeremy Vargas, OF
South Beach's next great softball icon
Corey Pandolph, OF
Former cartoonist and current woodland hermit
Nick Stevens, P
Allegedly related to Founder, Geoffrey Stevens, and low ball pitcher
Spring Inés Peña, C
Surprisingly positive attitude for a New Yorker
Michael Butts, PR
PhD in Mystery & Intrigue; aka the Baryshnikov of the Base Paths
Robbie Nunes, RF
Podcaster; Plastic straw enthusiast
Michaela Calabrese, C
Buffalo Native; produce mogul
Casey Salengo, N/A
Late bloomer, aggressive driver
Julie Klimberg
Tight rolls, hat brims always crisp